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bios.push("Benny Bostock Degree Biochemistry 1st year Profile (Claims to be) A comedic genius.");

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bios.push("Benny Bostock Degree Biochemistry 1st year Profile The Nomadic member, dislikes staying in one place too long. Consequently has traveled most of the world, on his weekends off. Tends to make last minute changes to decisions. Catchphrase: 'Let's Wing it' (Claims to be) A comedic genius. ");

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bios.push("Chris Tucker Degree Biochemistry 1st year Profile Chris is an avid computer gamer. He is the brains behind the only working part of our project - the fuel cell. ");

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bios.push("Chris Tucker Degree Biochemistry 1st year Profile Chris is an avid computer gamer. He is the brains behind the only working part of our project - the fuel cell. Has had to overcome many obstacles on his road to success, including but not limited to; and a cripplingly sexy large gut. ");

bios.push("Emily Capes Degree Biochemistry 1st year Profile Emily is the team's helpful member and always offers people lifts in her car. Do not accept this, she has no sense of direction or time. Consequently, you will not make it to your destination.");

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bios.push("Izzah Elahi Degree Biological Sciences 1st year Profile Has a serious sweet addiction. Send help. ");

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bios.push("Izzah Elahi Degree Biological Sciences 1st year Profile Most commonly found: On Tom's sofa watching Made in Chelsea. Has a serious sweet addiction. Send help. ");

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bios.push("Matt Shepherd Degree Microbiology 1st year Profile <ul> The Groups Organiser </ul> <ul> ~~Benign Dictator~~ </ul> <ul> Most commonly found: uploading to the wiki</ul> <ul> Catchphrase: 'I've written this for the wiki guys, feel free to edit'</ul> <ul>Has a large collection of cuddly E.Coli</ul> <ul> Loves Lists. </ul> ");

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bios.push("Matt Shepherd Degree Microbiology 1st year Profile <ul> The Groups Organiser </ul> <ul> Fast Talker </ul> <ul> Chocolate croissant euthusiast </ul> <ul> Most commonly found: uploading to the wiki</ul> <ul> Has extensive knowledge of Lord of the Rings trivia </ul> <ul> Catchphrase: 'I've written this for the wiki guys, feel free to edit'</ul> <ul>Has a large collection of cuddly E.Coli</ul> <ul> Loves Lists. </ul> ");

bios.push("Nasser Al-Farhan Degree Psychology and Neuroscience 1st year Profile Previously did Cybernetics Often wears hats, May or may not have hair. ");

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bios.push("Pete Roe Degree Computer Science 1st year Profile Best coder in the universe. Most commonly found: Near/around computer or in the gym. Life Aim: To be in both places at once");

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bios.push("Pete Roe Degree Computer Science 1st year Profile Best coder in the universe and also the sole designer of our wiki. Most commonly found: Near/around computer or in the gym. Life Aim: To be in both places at once");

bios.push("Pete Whitehead Degree Biomedical Sciences 1st year Profile Can't hold alcohol. When drunk he will imitate an aeroplane, sounds effects included. ");

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bios.push("Tom Biggs Degree Biological sciences 2nd year Profile Best known for: His Impeccable punctualityTom is our resident Genetics guru, and is an invaluable member of the team. Unfortunately, he leads a sheltered life, and has not discovered the wonders of modern time-keeping. Consequently he is late, without fail, to nearly everything we do.");

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bios.push("Tom Ward-Leggat Degree Microbiology 1st year Profile Tom is our youngest and most dedicated team member, trekking into the lab in all weathers to take our daily readings. ~~Moonlights~~ as a pimp. ");

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bios.push("Tom Ward-Leggat Degree Microbiology 1st year Profile Tom is our youngest and most dedicated team member, trekking into the lab in all weathers to take our daily readings. Has developed an unfortunate addiction to Made in Chelsea, courtesy of Izzah. Also moonlights as a pimp. ");

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 	var bios = [];
-	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Benny Bostock</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biochemistry 1<sup>st</sup> year </br><u>Profile</u></br> (Claims to be) A comedic genius.</p>");
+	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Benny Bostock</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biochemistry 1<sup>st</sup> year </br><u>Profile</u></br> The Nomadic member, dislikes staying in one place too long. Consequently has traveled most of the world, on his weekends off. Tends to make last minute changes to decisions. Catchphrase: 'Let's Wing it' </br> (Claims to be) A comedic genius. </p>");
-	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Chris Tucker</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biochemistry 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Chris is an avid computer gamer. He is the brains behind the only working part of our project - the fuel cell. </p>");
+	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Chris Tucker</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biochemistry 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Chris is an avid computer gamer. He is the brains behind the only working part of our project - the fuel cell. Has had to overcome many obstacles on his road to success, including but not limited to;  and a cripplingly sexy large gut.   </p>");
 	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Emily Capes</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biochemistry 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br>  Emily is the team's helpful member and always offers people lifts in her car. </br> Do not accept this, she has no sense of direction or time. </br> Consequently, you will not make it to your destination.</p>");
-	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Izzah Elahi</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biological Sciences 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Has a serious sweet addiction. Send help. </p>");
+	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Izzah Elahi</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biological Sciences 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Most commonly found: On Tom's sofa watching Made in Chelsea. Has a serious sweet addiction. Send help. </p>");
-	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Matt Shepherd</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Microbiology 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> <ul> The Groups Organiser </ul> </br> <ul> Benign Dictator </ul>  </br> <ul> Most commonly found: uploading to the wiki</ul> </br><ul> Catchphrase: 'I've written this for the wiki guys, feel free to edit'</ul> </br><ul>Has a large collection of cuddly E.Coli</ul> </br> <ul> Loves Lists. </ul> </br> </p>");
+	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Matt Shepherd</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Microbiology 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> <ul> The Groups Organiser </ul> </br> <ul> Fast Talker </ul>  <ul> Chocolate croissant euthusiast </ul> <ul> Most commonly found: uploading to the wiki</ul> </br><ul> Has extensive knowledge of Lord of the Rings trivia </ul> <ul> Catchphrase: 'I've written this for the wiki guys, feel free to edit'</ul> </br><ul>Has a large collection of cuddly E.Coli</ul> </br> <ul> Loves Lists. </ul> </br> </p>");
 	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Nasser Al-Farhan</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Psychology and Neuroscience 1<sup>st</sup> year</br> <u>Profile</u></br> Previously did Cybernetics</br> Often wears hats, May or may not have hair. </p>");
-	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Pete Roe</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Computer Science 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Best coder in the universe. Most commonly found: Near/around computer or in the gym. </br> Life Aim: To be in both places at once</p>");
+	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Pete Roe</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Computer Science 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Best coder in the universe and also the sole designer of our wiki.   Most commonly found: Near/around computer or in the gym. </br> Life Aim: To be in both places at once</p>");
 	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Pete Whitehead</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biomedical Sciences 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Can't hold alcohol. When drunk he will imitate an aeroplane, sounds effects included. </p>");
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 	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Tom Biggs</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biological sciences 2<sup>nd</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Best known for: His Impeccable punctuality</br>Tom is our resident Genetics guru, and is an invaluable member of the team. </br> Unfortunately, he leads a sheltered life, and has not discovered the wonders of modern time-keeping. Consequently he is late, without fail, to nearly everything we do.</p>");
-	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Tom Ward-Leggat</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Microbiology 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Tom is our youngest and most dedicated team member, trekking into the lab in all weathers to take our daily readings.  </br>Moonlights as a pimp. </p>");
+	bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Tom Ward-Leggat</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Microbiology 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Tom is our youngest and most dedicated team member, trekking into the lab in all weathers to take our daily readings. </br> Has developed an unfortunate addiction to Made in Chelsea, courtesy of Izzah.  </br>Also moonlights as a pimp. </p>");
 	document.getElementById("bioframe").innerHTML= bios[index];