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bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Benny Bostock</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biochemistry 1<sup>st</sup> year </br><u>Profile</u></br> The Nomadic member, dislikes staying in one place too long. Consequently has traveled most of the world on his weekends off. Tends to make last minute changes to decisions. </br> Catchphrase: 'Let's Wing it' </br> Also (Claims to be) A comedic genius. </p>"); | bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Benny Bostock</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biochemistry 1<sup>st</sup> year </br><u>Profile</u></br> The Nomadic member, dislikes staying in one place too long. Consequently has traveled most of the world on his weekends off. Tends to make last minute changes to decisions. </br> Catchphrase: 'Let's Wing it' </br> Also (Claims to be) A comedic genius. </p>"); | ||
− | bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Chris Tucker</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biochemistry 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Chris is an avid computer gamer. He is the brains behind the only working part of our project - the fuel cell. </br> Has had to overcome many obstacles on his road to success, including but not limited to; | + | bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Chris Tucker</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biochemistry 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Chris is an avid computer gamer. He is the brains behind the only working part of our project - the fuel cell. Has liken building it to going on holiday with someone you don't like. Looks good from the outside but lots of internal resistance. </br> Has had to overcome many obstacles on his road to success, including but not limited to; being unable to use black rubber motif, as acrylic is more in this season and having a cripplingly sexy large belly. </p>"); |
bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Emily Capes</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biochemistry 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Emily is the team's helpful member and always offers people lifts in her car. </br> Do not accept this, she has no sense of direction or time. </br> Consequently, you will not make it to your destination.</p>"); | bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Emily Capes</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biochemistry 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Emily is the team's helpful member and always offers people lifts in her car. </br> Do not accept this, she has no sense of direction or time. </br> Consequently, you will not make it to your destination.</p>"); | ||
− | bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Izzah Elahi</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biological Sciences 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Most commonly found: On Tom's sofa watching Made in Chelsea. </br> Has a serious sweet addiction. Send help. </p>"); | + | bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Izzah Elahi</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biological Sciences 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Most commonly found: On Tom's sofa watching Made in Chelsea. </br> Passions include, the Les Miserables soundtrack and </br> Has a serious sweet addiction. Send help. </p>"); |
bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Matt Shepherd</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Microbiology 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> <ul> The Groups Organiser, </ul> <ul> Fast Talker, </ul> <ul> Chocolate croissant euthusiast, </ul> <ul> Most commonly found: uploading to the wiki,</ul><ul> Has extensive knowledge of Lord of the Rings trivia, </ul> <ul> Catchphrase: 'I've written this for the wiki guys, feel free to edit',</ul> <ul>Has a large collection of cuddly E.Coli,</ul> </br> <ul> Loves Lists. </ul> </br> </p>"); | bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Matt Shepherd</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Microbiology 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> <ul> The Groups Organiser, </ul> <ul> Fast Talker, </ul> <ul> Chocolate croissant euthusiast, </ul> <ul> Most commonly found: uploading to the wiki,</ul><ul> Has extensive knowledge of Lord of the Rings trivia, </ul> <ul> Catchphrase: 'I've written this for the wiki guys, feel free to edit',</ul> <ul>Has a large collection of cuddly E.Coli,</ul> </br> <ul> Loves Lists. </ul> </br> </p>"); | ||
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bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Pete Roe</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Computer Science 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Best coder in the universe and also the sole designer of our wiki.</br> Most commonly found: Near/around computer or in the gym. </br> Life Aim: To be in both places at once</p>"); | bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Pete Roe</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Computer Science 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Best coder in the universe and also the sole designer of our wiki.</br> Most commonly found: Near/around computer or in the gym. </br> Life Aim: To be in both places at once</p>"); | ||
− | bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Pete Whitehead</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biomedical Sciences 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Can't hold alcohol. When drunk he will imitate an aeroplane, sounds effects included. </p>"); | + | bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Pete Whitehead</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biomedical Sciences 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Can't hold his alcohol. When drunk he will imitate an aeroplane, sounds effects included.</br> </p>"); |
− | bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Tom Biggs</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biological sciences 2<sup>nd</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Best known for: His | + | bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Tom Biggs</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Biological sciences 2<sup>nd</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Best known for: His impeccable punctuality.</br>Tom is our resident genetics guru, and is an invaluable member of the team. </br> Unfortunately, he leads a sheltered life, and has not discovered the wonders of modern time-keeping. Consequently he is late, without fail, to nearly everything we do.</p>"); |
bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Tom Ward-Leggat</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Microbiology 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Tom is our youngest and most dedicated team member, trekking into the lab in all weathers to take our daily readings. </br> Has developed an unfortunate addiction to Made in Chelsea, courtesy of Izzah. </br>Also moonlights as a pimp. </p>"); | bios.push("<p style=\"font-size:120%\"><b>Tom Ward-Leggat</b> </br> <u>Degree</u></br> Microbiology 1<sup>st</sup> year </br> <u>Profile</u></br> Tom is our youngest and most dedicated team member, trekking into the lab in all weathers to take our daily readings. </br> Has developed an unfortunate addiction to Made in Chelsea, courtesy of Izzah. </br>Also moonlights as a pimp. </p>"); |
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