Abstract

I am a sample box. I hold content and look, I have a shadow. I am also personified for some reason. I am not as awesome as the Fact Sphere.

The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere. The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere. The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome. The Fact Sphere is always right. The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward. The Space Sphere will never go to spacer. Fact: Space does not exist. Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don’t. The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant. The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends. Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere.

Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon’s wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god. 89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery. Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene. The Schrodinger’s cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.

It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented ‘push-ups’ in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name ‘Tesla-cize’. Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious as humans. The first person to prove that cow’s milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.