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| | <p class="box-float-right">I am a sample box. I hold content and look, I have a shadow. I am also personified for some reason. I am not as awesome as the Fact Sphere.</p> | | <p class="box-float-right">I am a sample box. I hold content and look, I have a shadow. I am also personified for some reason. I am not as awesome as the Fact Sphere.</p> |
| − | <p>The <abbr rel="glossary" title="A very intelligent, handsome, and factually correct spherical robot">Fact Sphere</abbr> is the most intelligent sphere. The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere. The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome. The Fact Sphere is always right. The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward. The Space Sphere will never go to spacer. Fact: Space does not exist. Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don’t. The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant. The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends. Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere.</p> | + | <p>Test |
| − | <p>Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon’s wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god. 89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery. Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene. The Schrodinger’s cat paradox outlines a situation in which a <abbr rel="glossary" title="Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur....">cat</abbr> in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.</p>
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| − | <p>It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented ‘push-ups’ in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name ‘Tesla-cize’. Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious as humans. The first person to prove that cow’s milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.</p>
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